yeah, i used to fight more

fyi i guess:

my friend matt and i beat the shit out of each other one night at my friend andy's house. we were both pretty blazed and enibriated. we fought for a solid twenty minutes with the only rule bieng that there would be no face blows. however when you are drunkhigh the fist is subject to give mere approximations to the target figure in front of it. mind you, this was at night in a backyard in the middle of winter. andy actually videotaped the thing which is funny because we saw the tape the next morning and there are parts where the images black out and all you can hear are the different sound of the blows. chest hit sound different from spine jabs which sound different from uppercuts to the ribs which sound different from clavicle taps and the occasional accidental head blow. this is the shit you learn when the videotaper (a drunk andy) messed up the visual. we called the fight a draw which i would be the first to tell you it was not. sure we were both sore as fuck for a week but he had me 55-45. he is bigger adn stronger. i accidently hit him in the face and gave him a black eye; and i managed to give him a black ear too, yeah it's possible. since that fight, we have been much better friends.

i also fought andy that night, but i beat him in 7 seconds. we counted. he claims that i hit him while he was down but i assure you that is simply not true.

gah, juior year we used to drink and fight in school all the time. well, we had this thinkg called 'fracas' where we would beat the shit out of each other in the halls. teachers would hear the vertebrae hit the lockers and chase us out. we started out on the 4th floor and ended up in the basement gym. we had a good ten-fifteent guys going at it at a time. we would get back to class all disheveled and winded from running from teachers. this year i stuck to underground newspapers rather than underground fighting networks mainly out of circumstance though, because i would have been down for another year of fracas.

BUT, i am a pacifist. and keegan, will you go see moore's film with me? they should hav eit at cornell. i think there'd be no better duo to see that movie. sure we'd argue for twenty hours then we'd down some cold ones and fight afterwards...so is it a date?

i hope all are well and not fighting so much.